An anonymous source recently had the unique opportunity to get a very quick peek at Santa’s 2021 list for Major League Baseball. Since the unnamed source is a Dodgers fan, she recognized and remembered several of the names and their respective under-the-tree presents.

This is a highly confidential list; passing along will likely result in your inclusion on Santa’s naughty directory.

• Manager Dave Roberts – A three-year contract extension.
• Director of Baseball Operations Andrew Friedman – The picture of Andrew and Freddie Freeman smiling and shaking hands at Dodger Stadium first base.
• First baseman Max Muncy – A Wilson A-2K second base glove
• Centerfielder Cody Bellinger – Ted Williams‘ book “The Science of Hitting,” and copies of Tony Gwynn hitting videos
• Starting pitcher Clayton Kershaw – A six-year supply of the rattlesnake ointment used by Satchel Paige for his pitching arm.
• Third baseman Justin Turner – “Guide to Designated Hitting” by David Ortiz
• Middle infielder Gavin Lux – “Willie Mays‘ Guide to Playing the Outfield”
• MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred – Copy of “Getting to Yes: Negotiating Agreement Without Giving In” by Roger Fisher and William Ury
• MLB Players Association President Tony Clark – Copy of “Getting to Yes: Negotiating Agreement Without Giving In” by Roger Fisher and William Ury

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Merry Christmas Dodgers fans! May you be filled with hope, joy, love, and peace, and your Christmas wishes be fulfilled.

Go Dodgers!

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